Me and Jill:

jillian214: LMAO, being short sucks
faeichor: You know it
jillian214: Yeah, I'm shorter than almost everybody. Then again, I'm always sitting. But yeah

Me and Rocky:

A: "I've decided I need a fatter ass."
R: "Why?"
A: "So I have more cushion."
R: "Must be nice. I dunno, I've never had an ass."
A: "Me neither, I'll ask Jill what's it's-- oh, wait..."